
TEDx Speaker | GLOBAL MOUTH PAINTER | ADAPTIVE ATHLETE | CIVIL RIGHTS LEADER



340 LbS.
No Excuses,
NO LIMITS.
David Schneider (aka "Pimp Gimp") isn't here to play it safe—he’s here to rewrite the rules. Whether he is holding a microphone at Stand Up Live or holding a corporation accountable for Civil Rights, David operates with one philosophy: Perspective changes everything.
Navigating life from a powerchair, David turns obstacles into punchlines and everyday barriers into battlegrounds. His comedy is raw, bold, and unapologetic—flipping the script on disability and forcing audiences to laugh at the unfiltered truths nobody else dares to say. He doesn't want your sympathy; he wants your attention.
But David is more than just a punchline. As a TEDx Speaker at Grand Canyon University ("The Power of Perspective") and a fierce advocate for equal access, he has proven that resilience is a strategy, not a trait. He is a "Day One" survivor who uses humor as armor and his voice as a weapon for change.
Bold. Dirty. Dignified. If you like your comedy with a bite and your advocacy with a backbone, get ready. David Schneider is just getting started.

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